John Green :)

John Green (b. August 24, 1977 in Indianapolis, Indiana) is co-creator of the YouTube phenomenon known as The Vlogbrothers and Brotherhood 2.0. He is older brother to Hank Green. John is a novelist who has written four books for young adults as of 2005, as well as co-writing two books. His novels include: Looking for Alaska[1] (2005), An Abundance of Katherines[2] (2006), and Paper Towns (fall 2008). He also wrote a novel with David Levithan called Will Grayson, Will Grayson (Spring 2010) and The Fault in Our Stars (January 10, 2012)

He is made of awesome and survived a hammer attack by Hank, and hopes that one day evolution shall bless us with the puppy sized elephant which will have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.