As the she is yet to appear on camera, we must create an idea of what she looks like from nerd fighter reports.

The Yeti is John Green's wife, nicknamed so on account of her never appearing on film. Apparently, she's also pretty hairy. Her real name is Sarah Urist Green.

With the help of John, she has given birth to two half-yeti children; Henry Atticus Green, and Alice Grace Green.

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